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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it, and he said it was really, really good. So I'm very eager to see what is up, and that is a terrifying animatronic bear, a family pizzeria looking for a security guard to work the night shift. Oh. 12 AM, the first night. If I didn't want to stay the first night, why would I stay any more than five? Why would I stay any more than two? Okay. Hello? Oh. Oh, I can't move. That's a creepy skull. That's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So I know it will be a bit overwhelming, but I'm going to tell you there's nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. So let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay, let's see. First, there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. It's kind of a legal thing, you know. Okay. Yeah. The animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years, if I never got a bow, I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and you can show them a little respect. Okay. Okay. So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Something about their servos locking up, they get turned off for too long. They used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was the bite of BD-7. The bite? Yeah. What bite? It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe. Why? Now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. Oh. Oh! They'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear symbol. Oh, I get it. Now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with cross-beam, wired, animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So I can imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort. Yeah! The only parts of you that would like to see the line of day again would be your eyeball, teeth, and pop up in front of the mask. Oh! What happened? They don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. It's not good! Alright, good night. Good night! Oh no! Oh, that's bad! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after me. What's the mistake? Oh, hi! There you are, pretty bunny thing. Okay, okay, okay. I get it, I get it, I get it. Where'd you go? You still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me. Oh my god. I thought it was weird that it couldn't move. This is totally different than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do, in case you're not getting it, is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by and you only got a little much power. Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what? Did you move? Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither! You don't move nothing! I don't see you moving. I don't want to see anything. Oh my god! That's terrifying! Why do I leave the doors open? Why isn't there enough power? Hi. Okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me. Oh, oh, oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Close the counter! You're gonna get me! Okay, you're over there. It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? Stay right there, you douchebag. Stay right there. God damn it. That is like, this is like the most terrified game I've ever played. They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places. It's totally fine. Your other friends. They ain't moving. They ain't moving. See where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. I'm just gonna periodically check. How much longer do I need? I need to last till 6am. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power, will they even look at me? Oh god. Stay right there. Why am I still using some power? Oh god. Seriously, I haven't won the- This is like, this is like, bad. You're still there. Okay. This is the first night. They said it should be easy the first night. So, I'm only assuming one of them is gonna be wandering around. It's just a creepy bunny guy. Happy fun time at Freddy's Fun Land. Having such a wonderful time. Still there. Okay. You're still there. I'm gonna name you, Bunny Ball-a-day. Oh god, where'd he go? Oh god, is he here? Where'd he go? Hi again, okay. Stay right there. I don't wanna have to deal with you. Probably shouldn't do that. I need to conserve power. God dammit, I was like, half the damn thing. I think the doors were down. Still there. Okay. Okay. Okay. I hear that. I hear that. Oh god! Where's the other one? Where is he? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where are both of them? Hold on, hold on. Hi, you're really close to me! Oh god, it's not six a.m. yet. Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed. Not okay, not okay! Is he behind that door? No? Where'd he go? Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Okay, okay, I don't have much power left. What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? Hi! Oh, you moved again! What do I do? What do I do? Oh, you are still right behind that door! What happens if I open that door? I'm gonna run out of power! Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I wanna run out of power! Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! What are you doing? Yeah! Oh, God, not again! Why would I do this, stupid job? Okay... Okay... So I ran out of power. What? Oh, hi, hi again. Do you have any sage advice for me? Yep. Okay, yep, I know. Yep, yep, yep, yep. What can I do for you? I know! Oh, God. Hello! Hello! Well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, congrats! I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active in the week of progressing. It might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. No! So, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come on stage very often. I've heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark, though, so... I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera view, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if you can't find something, or someone, on your cameras, check the door light. You might only have a few seconds to react. Not that you'd be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove, from Pirate to Pirate. The character in there seems to be naked, and then he comes, or acts as if the camera has remained off for a long period of time. I guess he doesn't like being alive. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control. Talk to you soon! Where's Pirate Cove? Why are you gonna leave me with this? Don't leave me like this! Where's- where's Big Yellow? There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? Is he still there? Yes, you're still there! Very good! Very good! Ohhhhhh... Don't lie there! Is he still there? I'm sorry, I ran out of- okay, he left. Okay. Okay! We're okay! We're gonna be fine! We're gonna be totally fine! We're gonna be fine, hello. Hello, I'm bubbly. Where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where's he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where? Oh, there, okay. He's not th- ahhh! Hey Freddy! How you doin'? I'm okay. Are you gonna be nearby? Stay there. There he is. Okay. I am pan- I am losing my shit right now! I'm not okay with this- oh god, not again! No, don't you do that! No, no, no! Don't you be- oh god! Hi, he's right outside the door! Ooh! Hi! Hi! Okay, I'm gonna keep my eye on you! Okay... God, this night is lasting forever! Let's go! Let's go! Let's not okay! Ho, ho, ho! Okay, so one's by the high... Let's eat! Let's eat what? Are you still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever. Oh, you're coming back? Either that, or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have no- My butt is gonna be munched! I'm gonna be shoved into a teddy bear outfit, and they're gonna laugh! Where is he? Where'd he go? That bunny wants to get my giblets, but he can't have them! Not today! However, good thing Freddy is saying in his house! Hi, Mr- Wait! Bunny, you were just outside my door! Okay... Where's the ducky? Where's Mr. Dzamut? No, no ducky there. Where's my- Hi, Mr. Ducky! God, this night is lasting so long! I just wanna go home! I never want to play this game again I'll be a good boy God damn it. This would be like terrifying if you controlled the cameras with like an oculus rift or something Oh my god, cuz you just move your head back and forth. Oh my god. Hi again There's the other one. There you go. There you go. Oh, there he is. Okay, as long as you two stay right there Yeah, that'd be good. You look very pretty Where was the pirate Cove guy? Oh, here's pirate Cove. Okay, so I just gotta Gotta be fine. Oh, I bet using the camera takes power to I'm down to 34% I got three hours to go No You're still there you're still there still there you're looking at me now Hi pirate go man Oh Where'd they go? Michael man Man I love working at Disney World. It's my favorite Hi Please For me Oh, why do I have to watch three of them? I'm like legit freaking out right now I'm not okay with this. Oh God, they moved Move to while you're coming down the hallway, huh? Which one? Now left pirate Cove yet. You're still there coming down the hallway How you doing Michael man, no We got two hours left no, no, no Oh It's that sound oh he's right there. Well, he's not here just yet. I don't want to run out of power Oh the sounds I don't like I tried to push it. Oh my god, oh Oh, oh game over indeed. Oh those my eyeballs Okay, so I was five nights freddy's I couldn't even survive to god damn it Oh God oh I tried to hit the door Okay, thank you all so much for watching check out the other scary games that I played if you want to play this for yourself You could check it in the description below if you really want me to play it again and try to beat it Let me know in the comments below. Thanks again everybody and as always I will see you Oh

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